6.10.05

cool. the posting page has returned to normal. and for a minute second, i was actually thinking if this is the right page after seeing the abnormal one for so long. hehh.

anyways. rummaged through the boxes in search of old Literature texts. and irritatingly enough, cant find any of mine except for Romeo & Juliet. found sis's tho. been reading some of the proses and the first by Roald Dahl was really good but too long la to be written back here.

but ive got this one, titled :
The Funny Story
THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE WOLF

[ ps: you'll find it more enjoyable if read aloud. ]

One afternoon, a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her grandmother. Finally, a little girl did come along and she was carrying a basket of food. "Are you carrying that basket of food to your grandmother?" asked the wolf. The little girl said yes, she was. So the wolf asked the little girl where her grandmother lived. She told him and he disappeared into the wood.

When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother's house she saw that there was somebody in bed, with a nightcap and a nightgown on. She had approached no nearer than twenty five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look like your grandmother. So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and shot the wolf dead.












Moral :
It is not so easy to fool litle girls nowadays as it used to be.

- James Thurber


: )

off to watch Designer Guys !

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